People who say slash is wrong and pervy just don't get the point! Of course slash is pervy!

Slash was created by the Valar so straight people can enjoy gay sex and for us all to prove to other people which people from fandoms are shagging each other!

Anyone who says Legolas isn't gay either doesn't read between the lines or is an Orlando Bloom frikin fan-girl *pukes*. I often see Legolas as a teenie bit camp... or maybe more!
DAMN PETER JACKSON! IF HE HAD GOTTEN GIMLI RIGHT THERE WOULD BE A PLANET OF GIMLI FAN-GIRLS!

To all the homo/bi/pan people, you rock and the hets are just jealous that we have more slash than them!

To all christians and mormans: Gays can't get married cos the bible says its wrong. Does that mean Athiests should not get married because they don't believe in a God? The bible says women are property of men, that a wife belongs to her husband. In my eyes that says straight marriage sucks! Also if women are less important does that mean women should not get married? The bible says we should stone people for using the name in vain, and I've heard people use the term "Oh God!" Several times today!

Some slash is cannon like Legolas/Gimli, Zim/Dib, Will/Jack. But I don't like pairings like: Aragorn/Legolas, Arwen/Éowen, Elrond/Anyone. Aragorn and Arwen love each other and went through a lot to be together, so they STAY TOGETHER!

Pirates of the Caribbean has not been good since the first one! They ruined it by continuing! The first one's ending makes it good for Will/Eliza fans AND Slash fans. Not only can Will abandon Eliza soon after Jack leaves because he realised that he loved him and he always had and always will! But slashers can also imagine that Norrington went after Jack to tell him that he loves him! End at the first film and there is happyness all round!
In my mind it stops at one, and for a full explaination on what really happened after the first film, go to Haleths: heartofslash.com , and go the Pirates, preferably The Pirate Way!

Unfortuently for me, I know of no Cannon femslash parinings. If you can think of one please tell me!

The Gods of LOTR fan-fiction: Oakenshield, Sleeveheart, Haleth and the legendary THERESA GREEN! Everyone who thinks she should come out of retierment e-mail her and say so!

And so ends my opinion of Slash Fiction, ta-ra people! HUGS ALL ROUND!